I did it; I FINALLY graduated college! I got a BJ (Bachelor’s of Journalism, you pervs!), woo hoo! So, since a couple of my last posts have been about things I hate, I figured this celebratory post should be something I LOVE! And today I was reminded of a “song” that should never be forgotten: “Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen).” This motivational anthem should go down in history as one of the greatest!

So, in honor of all of those graduated. The tip that I would like to offer you would be this, “Enjoy the power & beauty of your youth.”


So, I haven’t wrote in like a month, but I am about to graduate college (THANK THE LORD!) and my spare time has more than disappeared. But in a week I will be done4lyf. And then I will celebrate with no responsibilities, until I find a real job. So, anyways, I feel like a negative person because I am writing ANOTHER post about one of my few hatreds, ha.

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Today is Britney Spears Day. All things will revolve around Femme Fatale. I will listen to nothing else. This is my pledge.

She might not be able to dance like she used to, but I still love this bitch.

XO, Dani

So, it’s that time of year again. Swimsuit season. And there is nothing I hate more than listening to girls bitch about their bodies. “Ugh, I’m so fat.” “I can’t believe I just ate that; I have to get in a swimsuit in a week.” I get it, you want to look “good” at the beach in Panama City (even though half the time they are already like a size 2), but just like with New Year’s resolutions, people hit the gym like crazy for a month… and then go back to their regular lifestyle. And really, I’m not bashing on that, because I honestly couldn’t tell you the last time I have been to the gym, but occasionally I have intentions… Ha. But the thing the bothers me the most are people like this. Read the rest of this entry »


So I got so distracted last night and almost completely forgot about my original blog idea! So, as I said before, I ended up spending my St. Pat’s working all night. Well, late in the night I saw a group of girls sitting in a booth who looked like they hadn’t been helped yet. So I went over to offer to get them some drinks. After ordering a pitcher, out of habit, I asked for their I.D.’s. not that they had triggered any of my “underage alerts” like: asking for a drink menu, asking what a well is, or asking what would be good to mix with that (note to underagers– these are dead giveaways). Read the rest of this entry »

This is what sucks. Having to work ALL NIGHT. Not getting to go out with my friends. Mizzou losing first round of the tournament. THEN, I get to come home at 3 a.m. to hear my roommate and some girl canoodling in the room next to me while I lay in bed alone. This is my life. So, suck it.

So, tonight was supposed to be GIRLS NIGHT! Woo Hoo! I even showered for the special occasion (AND shaved!)… well and partially because I wasn’t sure I would have time to clean up before the festivities begin tomorrow (GREEN BEER!) Shortly after I got out of the shower, I got the text… Girls Night Cancelled. What a waste of a good shower! At least I hadn’t begun putting on my makeup, or I might feel more inclined to go out and do something instead of lay in my bed and do nothing all night.

Oh well, I guess now I am so fresh & so clean for St. Patty’s tomorrow… so this one’s for the girls! ❤

“I care if I do something that’s special!”


Hello! And welcome to WWDD, a blog following the daily life of me, Dani Martinson. I will try to update daily with humorous bits of my life or other interesting things I find while procrastinating on the Internet. I hope you enjoy!

XO, Dani